As I valiantly scoured the Seattle metropolitan area this spring for a suitable new home for my family, I enlisted the help of a lovely real estate agent by the name of Sarina McDonald. She regularly sent listings of homes for sale, answered every one of my questions thoughtfully and thoroughly, and even drove me around picturesque Bainbridge Island to scout neighborhoods and drive by a few open rental homes.
Turns out, my agent is a double-agent.
Her name by day may be Sarina, but her name by night is apparently Ravenna Black, burlesque dancer extraordinaire.
Wait, did I say double-agent? I meant TRIPLE-agent. She's a real-estate agent, burlesque dancer, and reality-TV star.
That's right, folks, my real-estate agent will be a wife-of-honor on this week's episode of Wife Swap. From the ABC website: "A burlesque dancer wife swaps lives with a lumberjack wife who loves chainsaws and the outdoors."
Don't miss Sarina/Ravenna in her television debut, Wednesday night at 8/7 C. I don't normally watch this show, but this episode is already scheduled into my TiVo!
